(I had no idea this existed. Wow.)
The night ends. The couple goes to their hotel room together. Everybody knows what happens when the wedding is over. They’ll be up all night…
… Eating the rest of the wedding cake.
So if straight people are Children of the Moon, and gay men are Children of the Sun, and lesbians are Children of the Earth… what does that make ace people?
Can we be the Children of Mars or Neptune or something?
School/life has been hectic (also politically tumblr has been volatile) but thanks!!! I’m glad to be back!
Because nobody deserves to feel alone.
I want a place for asexuals and aromantics to be able to meet. It seems like so many “gay” spaces are clubs and I want a place that’s a cozy space for watching movies and hanging out where sex and romance aren’t implied
definition: Someone who is only sexually/romantically attracted to someone thet they are less familiar with, and lose interest when they get to know the person. [Old French: An Ash tree. Old English: Stranger.]
coined by: edensmachine
i just want someone to play with my hair and call me cute names and also not want to have sex
"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
oh gods it just keeps going. I wasn’t expecting this….
(still, lots of great puns being added in the reblogs)